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Friday, July 13, 2007

TODAY IS THE BLACKIEST EVER FRIDAY THE 13TH..!
argh..!
ALL JOE'S FAULT...
today is the 2nd time he spilled the drinks and kanna me..
so suay lah..
second time in the week le..
the 1st time he spills the drinks, it kanna my legs..
this time round, the drink spills onto my pants..
my WHITE gio pants lah..
in the end my pants became white with yellow stains..
and the yellow stains occupied a big patch..
tt time he bought chin chow for us den somehow i tin he knock over the drinks..
onli a little spilled onto my legs..
at tt time i was wearing white pants..
as for today, nearly 1 cup of chin chow kanna me..
joe was askin me wat i wan to drink den when i asked him wats he drinking,
he said "pineapple juice" so i told him i dun wan any..
but somehow he came back with 4 cups of chin chow..
den when he wanted to put down the tray onto the table,
the drinks slipped and splashed onto the table and kanna me..
my response was rather retarded lah cos i didnt shan in time..
after tt he tried to save the drinks and pulled the tray back and in the end oso kanna him..
in the end he onli managed to save 1 cup..
i was sitting diagonally of him and yet kanna the drink..
yet the ones in front of and beside him were "safe"..
in the end jasmine and ah huat kept laughin at us lah..
joe even shuo feng liang hua lah..
kepting sayin tt his jiao hua..
so lame..!
den they even wanted to buy 4D on the table numbers but in the end didnt...
cos i tin its rather awful and inconvenient for me to walk around..
so when we finished eating, joe purposely walked in front of me so as to cover me..
but i tin it attracts more attention lah..
he's tryin to block others frm lookin at my pants so walked in front of me..
but he's too thin le..
when we got to the bus stop, he even purposely go over to talk to our colleague so as to distract her attention frm my pants..
in the end when we got back to office, he even borrow the company pants for me to change in..
but the pants too awful le..
checker pants lah..
and the pants were like pyjamas..
i tried to change into the pants but the pants was too big for me le so in the end still wear the soiled pants..
when i came out of the toilet, saw joe again den he asked me y didnt i change into tt pants...
so i was like telling him the pants was too big, awful and too long..
in the end he rolled up the pants and even criticised it to be the macdonald pants..
he even said tt in front of tt bakery guy lah cos he happened to walk past..
when i insisted nt wearin tt pants, he even wanted me to wear his jeans while he wear tt pants..
so i was like tellin him nt to be crazy lah..
i told him i'm fine wearin my pants BUT on 1 condition..
haha..
he will have to be my "legs"..
haha..
so he will help me do stuff tt requires me to walk around..
he even asked me if i have him no. so tt i can contact him..
haha..
i'm nt tt "handicapped" lah..
den whenever he come to my desk, he will smile cunningly at me lah..
he even asked for an extra small size pants for me
but in the end i still DIDNT wear it..
i wanted him to return the pants but he scared tt i might change my mind suddenly,
so the pants still remains on my desk..
tony even came to my desk today,
telling me tt he's calling in pizza hut and KFC on monday so told me to lunch in..
wa lao..!
ate so much nice food recently tt cant grow fat oso impossible lah..
den after tt din oso came to my desk..
he asked me if i'm reporting to work on monday nt..
when i said yes, he says he will treat me to nasi briyani..
so dots lah he..
purposely make fun of tony lah...
made me laugh so loud too..
walked the fastest back home today..
even "overtake" the bakery guy..
haha..
made him see the uglier and dirtier side of me today..
hai..
THANKS TO JOE SIA..
now we are all goin to ban him frm buyin drinks for us,
or whenever he wants to put down the tray, we will all siam..



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-I miss the past/}
7/13/2007 07:04:00 PM